||[Apr. 6th, 2004|09:13 am]
Things are too boring.
[Private: Ron Weasly]
I'm saying this as a disinterested Slytherin, but your girl Hermione seems to be spreading some rumors about you. Is it true you fancy boys?
[Private: Hermione Granger]
Watch your back, Granger. I just heard your boy Weasly saying how you were...*ahem* Bad in bed. Due to a medical condition.
Might want to talk to him about it.